Latest Data Shows Humans Still Years away from General Intelligence
Harrisburg, VA – A new report from the University of Southern Virginia today concludes that humans are still many years away from any form of general intelligence. "We have analyzed 114 data sets covering a comprehensive set of human performance on so-called 'general intelligence' tests and the results
Wheel of Fortune Fined for Failing to Collect Sales Tax on Vowels
FanDuel Expands Betting to Little League Games
New York, NY – FanDuel, the leading sports betting platform, today announced that it would offer betting on little league baseball games. "At FanDuel we believe parents should not just be passive observers of their children's baseball games, but active participants," said Chad Hemmings, VP of marketing
MAGA Voters Increasingly Frustrated with Trump’s Singular Pursuit of Nobel Physics Prize
Epidemic of Fake Job Applicants Overwhelming Fake Recruiters
Lahore, Pakistan – Fareed was not having a good day. His job was to find at least ten Americans on LinkedIn searching for work which he could trick into sharing personal information and paying for bogus "resume editing" services. Instead, he found his inbox overflowing with fake job applicants.
Expectations for Air Mattress Rapidly Deflating
UN General Assembly Passes New Year's Resolution
New York – Following 16 tense hours of negotiation, the UN General Assembly today passed a New Year's resolution calling for member nations to drink 2L of water every day and visit the gym three times a week. The news was greeted with a round of applause from the
Authorities Call off Search for Missing Girl after Learning She Not Pretty
Call Recorded for Training Porpoises
Inflation Fears Grow as Cost of Pardon Soars
Latest Upgrade Allows Airpods to Translate British into English
